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November 12, 2005

I need...

So y'all heard about this? To find out what you really need, go to Google and search for your name and needs. For example, I used "Neal needs" (gotta use the quotes). So here are the top results.


  1. Neal must reverse a huge earnings slide
  2. Neal needs an editor
  3. Neal needs an avatar
  4. Neal needs similar grass-roots support
  5. Neal needs two wins
  6. Neal needs improvement
  7. Neal needs to become a better passer
  8. Neal needs to focus on local dilemmas
  9. Neal needs to email you for more details
  10. Neal needs you people
  11. Neal needs a breather
  12. Neal needs to get better looks
  13. Neal needs 44009 people
  14. Neal needs to be commended on his outgoing personality
  15. Neal needs to look in the mirror

I like #12.
What do you get?

Posted by neal on November 12, 2005 02:45 PM

Comments

Most of what I get is other people with my name doing this :(

Posted by: adam on November 17, 2005 10:01 PM

My favorite: Elisabeth needs the
blood of those hard to find virgin women instead of the hormones

Posted by: liz on November 21, 2005 08:03 PM

Two of my favorites:

Elliot needs someone to talk cross-dressing with.
Elliot needs a firm butt-whacking with a 2-by-4!!!

and yes, it did include the three exclamation marks. for emphasis.

Posted by: elliot on December 1, 2005 03:31 PM

"We both simultaneously received messages from Jesus that Jodi needs a smackdown."

Posted by: Jodi on December 6, 2005 12:14 AM

I just did that myself, and my top one is:

"Neal needs" (gotta use the quotes)

I thought you'd appreciate knowing ;)

Posted by: Neal C on January 25, 2006 06:23 PM

Now, this is an excellent list for when I searched for 'Neal needs.' Yes, my name is Neal too, and the site makes you sorta of seem like a doppelganger... or am I the copy?

Posted by: Neal Smith on March 3, 2006 12:14 AM

Yet another Neal finding your paeg as the top hit when I did the same meme....

Posted by: Neal Atlow on April 6, 2006 02:23 PM

Oi! :D

Posted by: krisztáffromhángöri on August 17, 2006 12:04 PM

Atlow?

Posted by: Chris on August 17, 2006 12:06 PM

That's a weird structure of comments.

Posted by: krisztáffromhángöri on August 17, 2006 12:07 PM

I got your website!

Posted by: Someone on December 21, 2006 01:25 AM

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