Zee Smeeley Fece-a Pege-a

By Neel Ireecssun

Thees is a Jefa epplet vreettee by yuoors trooely thet lets zee user feeoo und zeen coostumeeze-a a noomber ooff smeeley feces. Bork Bork Bork!

Vhy deed I vreete-a thees yuoo esk? Vell, I hefe-a ixtenseefely soorffed zee veb, und hefe-a sensed a merked ebsense-a ooff zee ifer-emooseeng smeeley fece-a. Bork Bork Bork! Vhere-a is zee ettenshun thet thees Emereecun icun deserfes? Dues nu oone-ailse-a feel zee need tu perteke-a ooff thees breenger ooff juy? My lufe-a ooff thees greet lund zeen bruooght me-a tu zee reeleezeshun thet it ves my dooty tu feell thees fueed. Su oooot ooff thees meelstrum ooff inner toormueel und need, Zee Smeeley Fece-a Pege-a ves burn. Pleced here-a fur zee beneffeet ooff iferyune-a und dedeeceted tu zee imprufement ooff leeffe-a fur ell Emereecuns. Bork Bork Bork!

Tu use-a thees inspureshunel Emereecun icun. Joost deceede-a vheech ettreebootes yuoo veesh yuoor smeeley fece-a tu hefe-a, und select zeem frum zee menoos. Zee "Fece-a Type-a" menoo lets yuoo select cumplete-a pre-a-deffeened feces, und zee oozeer three-a menoos let yuoo ooferreede-a zeese-a feces und coostumeeze-a iech feceeel feetoore-a tu yuoor ixect speceefficeshuns. Su gu crezy veet thuse-a menoos, zeen geze-a et thet merfeluoos creeshun und let yuoor ceres fede-a evey. Bork Bork Bork!

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